"TMNT: We Are Bringing Megan Fox Back Into The Family"

That's all it says on blockbuster director Michael Bay's website. That's all the information we need to know, I guess, because since their famous dust-up over Transformers 2 the entire universe has been holding its collective breath, just waiting to see if these two Hollywood powerhouses would make amends already. It has literally ground the world to a halt, so hearing this news is cause for much celebration and I wouldn't be surprised if the U.N. declares today a holiday.

Much like a 21st century Paul Revere, Bay's own site blasts the message into the wind... "TMNT: We are bringing Megan Fox back into the family." A single sentence which has been picked up by media outlets the world over and re-broadcast, with a few more details: In case it's unclear, in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film Megan Fox will be playing reporter April O'Neil, a career journalist who befriends 4 mutant sewer-dwelling turtles that are ninjas. Thank god they were able to work out their differences - the film is slated for a 2014 release!