I Love YouTube: Angel Dust

Being a clean living fellow save the occasional legal beer and booze ingestion, here is what I've been able to gather from different underworld sources and connections about drugs:

Weed aka "the chronic": This is a plant leaf that makes you incredibly relaxed, and you burn it to feel weird and rappers love this stuff a lot.

Cocaine aka "powdered 1985": this is white powder from a leaf that grows in the jungle, and it makes you happy and convinced that I want to hear about your stupid idea for a business selling bikes made of sticks to hippies as art.

Heroin: this is a needle drug, that makes you snooze and die.

PCP aka "Angel Dust": this is a drug that I had heard about and I believe is a powder or liquid? I actually didn't know before I started to write this article, and still don't, but what I do know is apparently PCP turns you into a crazy zombie hulk person that is hilariously scary to watch on YouTube:

Compton Crip

 

Your prototypical Angel Dusted dude: a shirtless terrifying ghoul on the verge of crazy violence. Sounds like a fun way to spend a sunny afternoon.

Crime: Being a Strong Ass Crazy Person

Ol' Naked Norman here out-karates the masters by obliterating a fence in a weird attempt to either escape a bunch of cops or to find some pants.

Rolling

Here we're introduced to another side-effect of PCP use: being fat and wanting to literally roll yourself into traffic. See also:

 

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