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Teens 'n' Tweens: Crazy, Stupid, Love

Our tween 'n' teen beat blogger Queen tackles Crazy, Stupid, Love:

thesubstream: What movie did you see?

Amanda: Crazy, Stupid, Love... TRIANGLES. Amitrite?! Holy crap with these love triangles man! Ryan Gosling! Emma Stone-fox! Surprise blockbuster return of Kevin Effing Bacon!

tss: Wow! What was it about?

A: Idk like maybe grass is greener type stuff vis-a-vis the ol' relationship. How nice suits can get you laid. What happens to Michael Scott after he leaves Dunder Mifflin? I bet that's it. That's totally it.

tss: OK, so. What happens in the movie?

A: Ok, so I gotta set this up a bit for you, cause shit gets messy Real Fast. Steve Carell is married to Julianne Moore.

tss: You mean his character is married to her character?

A: Whatever. So Julianne banged Kevin Bacon and Uh Oh here comes divorce town. RyGos is a hot guy in a bar, Emma Stone is a hot girl in a bar. He's all "Hellooooo nurse", and she's like "Uh, no way dude, I'm dating Josh Groban".

tss: OK.

A: So then there's a babysitter (shout out to Analeigh from ANTM (America's Next Top Model - Ed.) y'all! Most successful alum ever right here) and she catches Steve and Julianne's 13 year old boy "under the covers". If you know what I mean. Seventeen Magazine my most embarrassing moment right there. Ew. He's in love with her, and tells her about how he thinks of her in his "private time". So gross. The most gross. But SHOCK- she's in love with his DADDDDDD. OMG so many cooties all over this situation.

Then Ryan gets all Cher Horowitz on Steve after they meet in a bar and makes him spend all his money on cool new suits and booze and Steve just sits there all sad while Ryan goes home with all the ladies. Until Steve finally gets his How Stella Got Her Groove Back moment and then HE is going home with all the ladies.

tss: Nice! What then?

A: Then I guess Josh Groban is boring and Emma runs through the rain and leaps on Ryan's lap and they have The Night. You know, like the night where you're all talking all night and admitting your deepest darkest secrets and then love happens. Now Ryan is a changed man, and off the market with Emma.

And then-

Editor's Note: this part was way too spoilery so it was deleted.

tss: What was the message?

A: Soulmates dude, soulmates. Never give up on love. Girls are really easy to get in bed cause The Game really works, but then you meet the one and you are a good person. Tell your babysitter that you think about her while you're jerking off and she'll give you pictures of her boobs. Something like that.

tss: Did Ryan Gosling look totally hot?

A: I ain't mad at him! That fella can wear the heck out of a suit I tell you what. He's a walking panty dropper. I don't know what was steamier, his swag - or downtown Toronto. He's not naked nearly enough though.

tss: OK, great. What was the best part?

A: Hmm, it was pretty entertaining overall, to tell you the truth. Probably all of the shots of Ryan Gosling casually leaning on things in cool outfits while really dramatic music played. Or any time Emma Stone was on screen which was not enough at all.

tss: What was the worst part?

A: Stop it with giving naked pictures of yourself to a 13 year old, America's Not Top Model. That was kind of effed up.

tss: Is it good for teens and tweens out there to watch?

A: Yeah pretty good! Good enough to tide me over until the next season of Jersey Shore starts.

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