Teens 'n' Tweens: SCRE4M

Last week we set our intrepid Teens 'n' Tweens reporter Sister Amanda loose on what was maybe her most anticipated movie of the year: SCRE4M. Warning: she swears a lot, from being really worked up. 

thesubstream: So. What did you see?

Amanda: SCRE4M! The fourth instalment in the trilogy... um I mean Quadragegy.

tss: Were you excited? What ever for?

A: I WAS SO EXCITED. Because… I don't know. Nothing about it is really like, happening, but I just wanted to be scared! Neve Campbell… is nice? Or the story wasn't finished? I don't KNOW why I was so worked up. I was excited cause they told me to be probs. Like I fully remember seeing the first one, and HOLY S**T it was scary. I was a real tween then! Or maybe I really wanted to hear Red Right Hand? (DENIED!)

tss: What do you think the purpose of this movie was? Why did they make it?

A: The purpose of the movie was to, um- finish, um tell more, or like make fun, no. HMMMM. Now you have me brain thinking. The purpose was the purpose ok. To make another scary movie. Shut up.

tss: Was it scary? 

A: If you're me, and had a slight concussion from falling face first into a mirror- then YES. I screamed so loud so many times, even if I knew it was coming! STAB! GUTS! PEOPLE SEEING STABS AND GUTS! I for real screamed at least 3 times.

tss: Did you figure the end out?

A: I tried so hard! I kept saying "red herring" to dad and he was like "there was a bird?" and I totally thought I had it all figured out until *someone* got stabbed through a mail slot. Then I knew I only had it half figured out. I for sure did not get the main twist, which was kind of really not making sense. Unless you've watched a lot of The Hills, or them Krazy Kardashians. Which I totally don't. (Khloe is totally the best one). 

tss: Did it have the right actors and actresses in it?

A: Well not really. Because nobody gives a s**t about Hayden Pantyhead, even though she was totally as good as Rose McGowan in the first one. And really? Who is trying to make Emma Roberts happen? The boys were good, but who the hell were they? WHERE IS RPATZ? WHERE WAS ZEFRON? Why did only one girl have good boobs? Why is Courtney Cox, and why is her face? (Cougar Town is really funny though). Why did all the people anyone actually recognized "die" in the first few mins? I mean c'mon. Gimme some abs at LEAST.

tss: Yeah… definitely with whatever the hell you're talking about there. What was the best part?

A: Hmmmm, my hot dog was pretty tasty... But prolly Pantyhead. She was funny, and hot and OH WAIT! When the guy got stabbed in the forehead and then said "F**k Bruce Willis". That was pretty cool cause of how stupid is that and no one who is watching this movie gets Die Hard.

tss: You sounded pretty upset about the no abs thing. 

A: COME ON PEOPLE! We got to see Skeet with his abs out? Why not Khaki boy? Something? I think it's kinda f**ked up that the guy I was the most attracted to was the long haired YOUNGEST CULKIN brother. I totally remember Home Alone. Stop making me feel like a pervert, stupid movie with no real hot guys. 

That being said, concussion notwithstanding, it was kinda funny. Way to much emphasis on this whole "meta" bulls**t, which was, like maybe the whole point of the first one to begin with? Idk. I gotta go check my tweets.